Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Too cloudy, really weird flavour. Drinkable though.
Rating: 4/10
Friday, 21 August 2009
Gatorade "Blue?"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Too cloudy, really weird flavour. Drinkable though.
Rating: 4/10
Gatorade "Hawaiian"
It's in there somewhere...
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: A poor flavour. Too weak. Fruit punch please.
Rating: 4/10
Big Gulp Slushie "Mountain Dew"
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: So refreshing. Taste endured a 3hr journey.
Rating: 8/10
Thanks to Matt for modeling and to Colin for buying it.
Minute Maid "Cranberry Apple Raspberry"
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Real nice juice drink. Nothing special.
Rating: 5/10
Oh yeah.... I FOUND A CAT.
If anyone knows anything about me, it'll be that I'm kinda obsessed with cats... if I see one, I have to like put on a stupid baby voice and stroke it and try and immediately make friends with it. It's pretty weird...
Alex hates it. And so there I was, flipping out with this cat and he was getting so annoyed. Suffice to say these pictures were definitely not taken by him.
Later that night, me and Jafar definitely bro'd down hard and he slept on my stomach.
True story.
Barg's "Root Beer"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: As good as A&W; 6 refills in Chipotle*.
Rating: 8/10
*CHIPOTLE IS THE GREATEST BURRITO YOU'LL EVER CONQUER.
Faygo "Pineapple"
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Boring pineapple. No fizz, no bite. Stick with KA.
Rating: 4/10
Thanks to Emma for modeling.
...lol, 'Faygo'.
Izze "Clementine"
WE SUCK AT PHOTOS.
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Bad flavour. Bad Schloer. Would NOT buy.
Rating: 3/10
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Bad flavour. Bad Schloer. Would NOT buy.
Rating: 3/10
Liquid Z Energy Drink
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: THE flavour hit. Transforms in your mouth.
Rating: 8/10
Thanks to Jamie for modeling. LEGEND.
Izze "Pomegranate & Cranberry"
WE SUCK AT PICTURES
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Tastes like Schloer, with more bite.
Rating: 7/10
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Tastes like Schloer, with more bite.
Rating: 7/10
Cherry Cola???
Alex forgot the name and didn't take a picture... does this count?
Who cares, here's some half naked men.
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Old fashioned style drink. Original flavour, the perfect cherry.
Rating: 9/10
Who cares, here's some half naked men.
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Old fashioned style drink. Original flavour, the perfect cherry.
Rating: 9/10
Monster "Lowball"
I'm pretty sure Reid is peeing out this drink in this picture...
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Kicks everything out of that last drink*, and sugar free!
Rating: 5/10
*Starbucks "Double Espresso Mocha"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Kicks everything out of that last drink*, and sugar free!
Rating: 5/10
*Starbucks "Double Espresso Mocha"
Starbucks "Double Espresso Mocha"
I'm drinking it in one of the pictures underneath...
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Overpriced. Underspiced. Tasted bad and made me feel sick.
Rating: 2/10
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Overpriced. Underspiced. Tasted bad and made me feel sick.
Rating: 2/10
Vitamin Water "XXX Blueberry & Pomegranate"
How apt that I was introduced to a drink titled XXX (triple the anti-oxidants, in case you were wondering) by a member of a straight edge crew.
I have no pictures, but this drink was sick. Instead, cop a load of these Richmond hang outs.
Road-dawgs 09.
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: I love this stuff so much. So mellow. Thirst, quenched.
Rating: 8/10
I have no pictures, but this drink was sick. Instead, cop a load of these Richmond hang outs.
Road-dawgs 09.
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: I love this stuff so much. So mellow. Thirst, quenched.
Rating: 8/10
1004 Porter Street, Richmond VA
30.07.09
1104 Porter St is ludicrous.
Richmond is insane. Best place I have and probably will ever visit.
Awesome dudes, awesome city. The best show of my life*.
A.C.A.B
*obviously in reference to the legendary Nara Sushi, Title Fight riot of '09.
Road-dawgs represent.
Spike Energy Drink
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Tastes like hell. I think I just broke my mouth.
Rating: 7/10
...if only the can really looked like that...
Thursday, 20 August 2009
Rocky Mount, NC
6.29.09
15:35 (EDT)
(Time of scheduled departure, 15:13)
Got here at around 2:30, train was delayed by 25mins, so we decided to keep up with our quest and went out in the mad heat to find something to drink.
This town is dead.
It's bigger than most towns, like super wide and really long; so long you can't see the end. Another way it's different is that only like one in twenty shops allow you to look through their windows, let alone enter the shop, because everything else is shut down.
We go into this antiques place and were greeted by the deafest man in NC, with the worlds most disgusting voice. This dude EATS cigars. After looking through his junk and being refused the one thing either of us wanted to buy, Alex asked where we could get a drink, so we head out.
It's still so hot, but we walk two blocks and find a Café.
It was shut.
"They're never open on Mondee's." Thanks Jarvis.
We amble back, now dripping with sweat . Alex spys a Pepsi machine, so we run across this huge road... only to find it's out of order. We give up and walk back to the station. Oh, by the way - bear in mind we've been lugging our full suitcases this whole time. But no matter, our salvation is found beneath a Jamaican flag - there's a restaurant across the tracks. This looks promising, all the signs and lights are on.
But of course... it's shut. Oh wait, it's shut DOWN. This town is a joke.
Alex asks this old black dude if there's anywhere in town to grab a drink; he responds in a way greater than anything I could have wished for:
"Awwwwwwwww S**T!"
*spits his tobacco*
"Drink!??!... Not in this town!"
Sums it up really.
We walk back to the station and a young lad asks if we're waiting for the 79, because it's been delayed until 4. We were. One last desperate attempt we ask if he knows anywhere to get a drink. He musters a sympathetic musing face and says no, but politely informs us there is a drinks machine back at the station we started at...
I just had an orange soda.
It was terrible.
It's 15:55, our train will be arriving in twelve minutes.
Thanks Rocky Mount. You are as dead to me as you are to everyone else.
15:35 (EDT)
(Time of scheduled departure, 15:13)
Got here at around 2:30, train was delayed by 25mins, so we decided to keep up with our quest and went out in the mad heat to find something to drink.
This town is dead.
It's bigger than most towns, like super wide and really long; so long you can't see the end. Another way it's different is that only like one in twenty shops allow you to look through their windows, let alone enter the shop, because everything else is shut down.
We go into this antiques place and were greeted by the deafest man in NC, with the worlds most disgusting voice. This dude EATS cigars. After looking through his junk and being refused the one thing either of us wanted to buy, Alex asked where we could get a drink, so we head out.
It's still so hot, but we walk two blocks and find a Café.
It was shut.
"They're never open on Mondee's." Thanks Jarvis.
We amble back, now dripping with sweat . Alex spys a Pepsi machine, so we run across this huge road... only to find it's out of order. We give up and walk back to the station. Oh, by the way - bear in mind we've been lugging our full suitcases this whole time. But no matter, our salvation is found beneath a Jamaican flag - there's a restaurant across the tracks. This looks promising, all the signs and lights are on.
But of course... it's shut. Oh wait, it's shut DOWN. This town is a joke.
Alex asks this old black dude if there's anywhere in town to grab a drink; he responds in a way greater than anything I could have wished for:
"Awwwwwwwww S**T!"
*spits his tobacco*
"Drink!??!... Not in this town!"
Sums it up really.
We walk back to the station and a young lad asks if we're waiting for the 79, because it's been delayed until 4. We were. One last desperate attempt we ask if he knows anywhere to get a drink. He musters a sympathetic musing face and says no, but politely informs us there is a drinks machine back at the station we started at...
I just had an orange soda.
It was terrible.
It's 15:55, our train will be arriving in twelve minutes.
Thanks Rocky Mount. You are as dead to me as you are to everyone else.
Dairy Queen "Arctic Watermelon"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: The most perfect watermelon flavour I've ever tasted. True Chill.
Rating: 9/10
Thanks to Rhoan/Rhone/Roane/SP? for being in the background and wearing Ralph Lauren... and having a Lion.
Mountain DEW
Again, no picture - so here's the house I bought:
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: For America, it's boring. For England, it's awesome.
Rating: 6/10
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: For America, it's boring. For England, it's awesome.
Rating: 6/10
Snyder's Old Fashioned Soda "Cherry"
No photo, so here's Professor Pugley:
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Extremely original flavour. Authentic and cool tasting.
Rating: 6/10
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Extremely original flavour. Authentic and cool tasting.
Rating: 6/10
Bubble Tea "Strawberry"
Reviewed By: Both
Review: The freshest fruit flavour, but WHY THE PEARLS?
Rating: 3/10*
*I need to explain this drink... they take the freshest fruit and make what looks like the best smoothie ever... but then they put these little pearls of Tapioca in the bottom and give you this hench straw. Every time you take a big slurp, you practically choke on these little pearls, which have the same consistency as I would expect frogspawn!!! SO weird.
10/10 on concept, coz it looks and seems incredible... but just to weird to work.
Joker "Mad Energy + Juice"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Tastes like getting drunk and being sick. Worst. Drink. Ever.
Rating: 1/10
Mondo Fruit Squeezers "Legendary Berry"
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Nice raspberry flavour, not strong enough. Made me want more.
Rating: 6/10
Fanta "Orange"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: ELECTRIC ORANGE. Mellow flavour, so good cold. Better than England.
Rating: 8/10
Many thanks to uncle Frank for modeling.
This was taken at a rad Mexican restaurant, in which I ate this:
Which made my face do THIS:
Arizona "Green Tea & Lemonade" ("Half & Half/Arnold Palmer")
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Close to perfection. How all ice tea should taste.
Rating: 9.5*/10
*all 10/10 have to be mutual... Alex didn't agree. :(
Snapple "Pomegranate & Raspberry"
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: Amazingly refreshing with a mad crazy aftertaste.
Rating: 9/10
Snapple "Lemonade"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Not sharp enough lemon flavour. Still a solid juice.
Rating: 6/10
Gatorade "Fruit Punch"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Same taste as UK import (duh!). Better bottle. Nice.
Rating: 6/10
Arizona "Green Tea"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Amazing tea flavour, too sweet for me, still amazing.
Rating: 8/10
This was bought and drank in Long Island.
Here are some photos of the safest dudes and the hottest girls.
Kellie Sakellarides,
Stephanie Sakellarides,
Kristen Mella,
Lauren Chin.
Starbucks "Iced Caffé Mocha"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Yeah it's available in England*, but it's just SO good!
Rating: 9/10
*Swear down, American Starbucks tastes like 100x better than UK Starbucks... I don't even like UK Starbucks.
49 Bayard St...
Thursday 18th June
19:55 (EDT)
Alex and myself are sitting outside Pete & Chuck's apartment - Alex is banging his legs and singing loudly (as i once was); The Get Up Kids. Neither Chuck or Pete are home. Chuck is apparently on his way... we've been here for an hour. Nice set of legs by me. Luke warm tea*.
*Tea is what we used to talk about girls without them knowing - it came about form the plane when Alex tried to cover up talking about the hostess' derriere. "Dude look at that.... err... that 'tea' looks so nice". She replies in anger... "yeah, I'm sure it does."
This stuck and so we used it the whole time we were away.
America is full of freshly brewed, strong, hot, tea.
x
19:55 (EDT)
Alex and myself are sitting outside Pete & Chuck's apartment - Alex is banging his legs and singing loudly (as i once was); The Get Up Kids. Neither Chuck or Pete are home. Chuck is apparently on his way... we've been here for an hour. Nice set of legs by me. Luke warm tea*.
*Tea is what we used to talk about girls without them knowing - it came about form the plane when Alex tried to cover up talking about the hostess' derriere. "Dude look at that.... err... that 'tea' looks so nice". She replies in anger... "yeah, I'm sure it does."
This stuck and so we used it the whole time we were away.
America is full of freshly brewed, strong, hot, tea.
x
Dr. Pepper
Couldn't find a picture*, so here's me eating pasta for breakfast.
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Same drink, different sugar. More 'American'. Good times.
Rating: 6/10
*I found a picture:
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Same drink, different sugar. More 'American'. Good times.
Rating: 6/10
*I found a picture:
Hawaiin Punch "Fruit Juicy Red"
Reviewed By: Alex
Review: More sugary that fruit punch - better flavour.
Rating: 7/10
Yoo-Hoo "Chocolate Milk"
Reviewed By: Fisher
Review: Weak as hent. Gets worse with every sip.
Rating: 2/10
These last two drinks were drank on the way to stay at our friend Pete's house. Here are a couple of pictures of his pad. Thank you so much for letting us stay, you and Chuck are heroes.
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